The Sock Puppet Theory is a groundbreaking, revolutionary concept that seeks to explain the intricacies of sock puppetry in the modern world. Developed by our team of expert sock puppeteers, this theory posits that the rise of the sock puppet as a cultural phenomenon is not a coincidence, but rather a symptom of a deeper societal trend.

Key tenets of the Sock Puppet Theory include:

Stay tuned for further developments on this revolutionary theory, and be sure to check out our companion projects, including: